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Hello, Orblers! This cracked me up...

Hi everyone, I'm posting this from a really crappy computer in a really crappy bandhouse in Upper Bumwad, Pennsylvania...yep, still on the road.

It's been ages since I've posted and I'm hoping this one goes through on this dinosaur circa Windows 95 P.O.S. computer.

Some of you webhounds have seen it, I'm sure, but tonight was my first view of it. Made for a very interesting and entertaining third set, with me trying to suppress hysterical laughter and snorting right into the microphone...over 40 and still laughing at farts, that's me.

Now, who can come up with some snappy dialogue for this priceless photo series??


-And who do you think was the responsible party??

Personally, my money's on Phillip as the perpetrator.

I miss Orble and will be back soon.....D. Armenta

Photos from biggeekdaddy.com at digg
The Royal Fart at biggeekdaddy.com!







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1. April 9th 2008 @ 04:51. The wonderful Peter Yang Says:
I never like the British royals.

They are just a bunch of snob that think they are better then the rest of us.

So, I say what is happening is that they are talking about us in a snobby way. And Harry (which is the only normal royal in that photo and that is only because his mum is Diana), is laughing because he don't knopw how to response to this shit.

2. April 9th 2008 @ 05:07. Louie Says:
yeah odds on to be Prince Phillip,,,v funny....is there really a place called bumwad?
3. April 9th 2008 @ 06:08. James Rickard Says:
And to think I was embarrassed to have people know I'm trying to fix up an old Win '98!
4. April 9th 2008 @ 06:13. Tracy Says:
I think it was Harry
5. April 9th 2008 @ 06:14. Aimzster Says:
hahahaha...gotta love the Queen's expression 'I didn't become Queen of England for this!'
6. April 9th 2008 @ 06:37. Cibbuano Says:
D, good to see you posting, even if it's from a relic!

Those pictures are a good reminder that the Queen's flatulence smells as bad as everyone else's...
7. April 9th 2008 @ 08:36. JohnDoe Says:
Hi D, great to have you back...as for the inbred aristocracy, I think that Harry had snorted to much coke before coming out and was just clearing the flem..
8. April 9th 2008 @ 10:07. Michaelie Says:
I'm with you, D - definitely Philip! Look at the cheeky bastard.

The queen only thinks it's funny if she's the one who does it, and manages to get him in a dutch oven.

Old Giddy-Up Horsey thinks it's a right royal laugh. Charles is a bit slow on the up-take, unfortunately.
9. April 9th 2008 @ 10:28. Damo Says:
What words do we need.
Just add the audio.
10. April 9th 2008 @ 11:03. tlcorbin Says:
It was a drive by flatulation, D ...it happens to royalty all of the time.

Raven
11. April 9th 2008 @ 12:58. Nomad Says:
Prince Phillip- Guess what I had for breakfast Harry?

Prince Harry- oooohhhh you dirty old bugger that smells like dog food!

thats all i got

Nomad
12. April 10th 2008 @ 03:22. The wonderful Peter Yang Says:
Prince Philip, i don't like that jerk at all.

He called Australian Prime Minister George Whitler a "communist", when the prime Miniter said "If god say the queen, then who will save Australia."

The Queen is suppose to be a public servant, not the opposite way around and since she haven't done anything for us, we really don't have to give a care about her.

The Queen is not evil, because although she didn't do anything for us(not like we want her to get involve with our politics anyway. Australia should be rule by Australians, not foreigners, not even if the foreigner is the queen.), she took nothing from us either.

But Prince Philip on the other hand...HE IS AN EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL MAN!!!
13. April 10th 2008 @ 15:54. D. Armenta Says:
..just another good reason to suspect him as the farter, PY.

Nomad--not bad!

Raven, how are you man?? Good to see you! Drive-by fartings---HAHAHAhahaha!!

Damo, always the minimalist..

Michaelie, you made me spit coffee on the keyboard..Charles does look a little "special", doesn't he??

JD!! Perhaps he was trying to salvage a lung..

Cibby, I knew you'd seen this, haha.. So you think the queen dealt it? Judging from the look on her face, looks like she grossed herself out!

Aimzster, ka musta ka sweetie?! Gotta love the look on her mug..

Tracy, maybe it was Harry and Philip hit him with a countermeasure..just look at that satisfied smirk on Philip's face!

Hi James--no man, don't be embarrassed about Win 98-those were the best so far. This 95 program, on the other hand..

Louie! In Pennsylvania, there may very well be a town called Bumwad. After all, there's a town called Intercourse there. In this case I was being sarcastic. We're way out in the middle of nowhere, playing a Uni.

Wonderful Peter, man, you gotta stop letting the royals get to you...

I MISS YOU GUYS!!!

Back soon.
14. April 10th 2008 @ 22:58. James Rickard Says:
Speaking of towns in PA---Did you ever hear of the dreadful movie, "Hell Comes to Frogtown?" There IS a Frog Town, PA.

BTW--the biggest plumbing job in the world--Flushing, New York!
The biggest moving job--Wheeling, West Virginia.
15. April 11th 2008 @ 04:04. cam_nuckols Says:
Hopefully the British can find someone better to help lead their country! If he was the President of the United States, I'm sure he would be sniped out or killed somehow within a week! Maybe I have a bad look on our society. . . Okay maybe I went too far. Oh well. I would never want him to be in our government that is for sure!
16. November 30th 2008 @ 16:19. Linh Says:
Photo One -
PHILIP: I need to let one rip.

Photo Two -
HARRY: What's that smell?
PHILIP: AAAHHH, that's better.

Photo Three -
HARRY: AAARGHH. That smells gross!!!
PHILIP: Too much baked beans for breakfast.


Cheers!

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